Grow so much, private equity wants to buy you dinner

Private Equity firms buy unstoppable revenue engines. You’re still running on founder hustle. Let’s build the acquisition system that lets you exit at the time and valuation of your choosing.

TRUSTED BY FOUNDERS in tech:

You’re the risk factor

You built this company on grit and personality. But investors don’t buy grit. They buy systems.

Your growth hit a ceiling

You’ve tried agencies. You’ve hired juniors. The needle isn’t moving, and you’re running out of excuses.

You’re leaving millions on the table

Private Equity pays for predictability. Your revenue looks accidental. Without a documented, automated acquisition engine, you’ll get a lowball offer. Or no offer at all.

Become irrelevant to your revenue

My Constraint Method™ systematically eliminates the three problems keeping your valuation low.

1

We remove the risk

I document and automate your acquisition process. I build the system that runs without you. You go back to product, vision, or golf.

2

We break the ceiling

We stop guessing. We identify the one bottleneck choking your growth and fix it with data.

3

We secure the premium

We turn "accidental" revenue into a predictable machine. When PE looks at your books, they won't see chaos. They'll see an asset.

Predictability is the product

1

Predictability is the product

Move your revenue engine from “hope” to “math”.

2

Board meetings become boring

Stop explaining why you missed the number. Start showing them the machine that hits it every time.

3

You get the keys

I build the engine, hire the team to run it, and hand you the keys.

Stop burning cash on experiments

Get a fractional executive who knows the exit playbook.